- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Rush Limbaugh

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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