What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Once upon a time a was born

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

No your aunties a joke

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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