- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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