Cliterus

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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autistic kids rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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