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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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