what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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