- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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