- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

I was once a hamster.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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