Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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