Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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