What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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