A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Beka has AIDS

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

So a horse walks into a barn.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what are you mike bibby?

He--Hey guys

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

penis. nuff said.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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