- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??