- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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