- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Jovan

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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