- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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