What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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