What comes after 23? 24.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Weaner

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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