How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's big and messy? A big mess

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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