What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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