- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

hi penis ham telephone

No it doesnt..

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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