Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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quantum physics?

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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