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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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