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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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