A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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