- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

someone called someone else a frog

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

your mama's so fat... that's it

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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