Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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