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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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