A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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sfdg

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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