Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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