Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

The New York Giants

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A penis walks into a bar..

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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