Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

someone called someone else a frog

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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