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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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