Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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