roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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