why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I like poop in my butt

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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