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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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