- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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