Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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