- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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