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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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