- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

13 =B you just learned something

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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