- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Obama

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like touching my boobs

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

sky silverstein

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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