Justin beiber comment if u get it

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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