- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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