- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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