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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Dislike if you are a prostitute

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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