If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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