- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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