What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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