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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away