- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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