- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Who wants water? I do.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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