- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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