whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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