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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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