- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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