You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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