- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

womens rights

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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