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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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