Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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