- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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