How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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