- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Jesus Christ

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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