- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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