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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A man walks into a bar

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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