apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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