Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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