What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's 9+10? 19

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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