- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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