Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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haha black people :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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