Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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