- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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