- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Knock Knock Who did that?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A dancer walks into a barre

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Knock, Knock Come in

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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