- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

David Cameron

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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