- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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