- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

race-car = rac-ecar

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

outside your comfort zone

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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