- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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