Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Chris is hairy

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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