What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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