Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A American seeking into mexico

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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