- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Shut the cork up!

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

A new restaurant KKKcake

Wade

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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