- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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