Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Straight men can be bronies.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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