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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

a man walks into horse bar

Nicolas Cage's acting.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Matt Damon

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

You're Adopted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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