What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Hi Shelby!!

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Anti Joke

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