If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Ouch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the fish say? Moo

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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