A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Matty B

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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