Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why is pi? Because circles.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

The weels on the bus go...flat

how do you confuse a blond?

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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