What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

why is john so fat years of over eating

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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