have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

whats a willy? -brock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What did I do last night?work

#scabbers

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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