What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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hello

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What's the difference between a duck

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Guess What! HI!

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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