Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Woman's Rights

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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this girl died

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

who is awesome? no one...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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