- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

penis hehehehe

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Why did the jew die Really...

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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