Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Penis penis poop butt

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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