- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: B: No pun intended.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

hey guys what's up?

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I pooped my pants

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A black man in a country bar.

Cows go moo.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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