- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Get in the Batmobile.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

A guy trips a blind man.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

I can't see my forehead

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

colby doesnt shave

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

I'm banging your sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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