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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Male penises.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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