- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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