Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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obama

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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i dont like attention whores lol

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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