- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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