What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

bitches be crafty.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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