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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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