- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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