- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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