Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Where do babies come from? My garage

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Women Driving.

Is this where I type the joke?

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why does column have a letter n?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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