What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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