- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

I enjoy anal.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

mark is mark

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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