- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

who is awesome? no one...

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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