- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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