- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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